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Formerly CAKEBEEF.
Then I was a caveman.
Then I built myself a metal bird.

I publish Rosario Dawson Loves Me and SMAYARTZAYALWTIGAIAIK, which you should read.

I write about music on the internet.

Currently located in Seattle, WA.

j.m.valmassoi@gmail.com

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26th April 2010

Chat

BEST FRENZ.

  • Justin: Have you guys ever heard of "handjobs"? They sound kind of cool.
  • Mike: Are you talking about a "whacker"? I love those, they make my weiner feel good.

Tagged: BFFwhackerlove