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Formerly CAKEBEEF.
Then I was a caveman.
Then I built myself a metal bird.

I publish Rosario Dawson Loves Me and SMAYARTZAYALWTIGAIAIK, which you should read.

I write about music on the internet.

Currently located in Seattle, WA.

j.m.valmassoi@gmail.com

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26th April 2010

Video

A small guided tour through my small yet satisfying apartment.

Tagged: my housewood thingslove

26th April 2010

Chat

BEST FRENZ.

  • Justin: Have you guys ever heard of "handjobs"? They sound kind of cool.
  • Mike: Are you talking about a "whacker"? I love those, they make my weiner feel good.

Tagged: BFFwhackerlove

19th February 2010

Photo reblogged from DETHJUNKIE*

Tagged: They LivePut on the sunglassesRowdy Roddy Piperlove

19th February 2010

Audio with 14 plays

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Lizaveta, we stood together in the pissing rain.
Your skin was showing through your shirt.
You said, “Lover, let’s run for cover.”
I said, “Lover, wait. Stay here and I’ll give up all I’m worth.”

It’s good … we desire disorder. 
With this design, we’re all born our own destroyer.

In that evil hour, without defense,

Be sensitive.  You were born to live.

You were born to live

Attraction lures the sot to drink, to all his troubles drown,
But when his legs give way, he falls, and attraction keeps him down.

It’s good … we desire disorder.
With this design, we’re all born our own destroyer.

In that evil hour, without defense,

Be sensitive.  You were born to live.

You were born to live

In that evil hour, with no defense, be sensitive.

You were born to live.


The Constantines - Lizaveta

Tagged: lovesighbe sensitive

17th February 2010

Photo

La la la.  Just going to my multi-gang street fight/basketball game/figure skating competition/Victorian ball.  Could you hold that door, please?

La la la.  Just going to my multi-gang street fight/basketball game/figure skating competition/Victorian ball.  Could you hold that door, please?

Tagged: lovegagajust chillin'

10th February 2010

Photo

Tagged: The Wirelovefunny haha

31st December 2009

Photo reblogged from Madillac

Tagged: truthloveoldfolksthanks