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Formerly CAKEBEEF.
Then I was a caveman.
Then I built myself a metal bird.

I publish Rosario Dawson Loves Me and SMAYARTZAYALWTIGAIAIK, which you should read.

I write about music on the internet.

Currently located in Seattle, WA.

j.m.valmassoi@gmail.com

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30th April 2010

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ALL DAY REAL TALK.

  • Justin: I have been sitting alone in my apartment watching America's Next Top Model for the last two hours. Someone shoot me.
  • Emily: I worked at Applebees today, who wins?