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Formerly CAKEBEEF.
Then I was a caveman.
Then I built myself a metal bird.

I publish Rosario Dawson Loves Me and SMAYARTZAYALWTIGAIAIK, which you should read.

I write about music on the internet.

Currently located in Seattle, WA.

j.m.valmassoi@gmail.com

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28th April 2010

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Stacey bought me tie organizers from Bed, Bath & Beyond (alliteration!) so my 58 neckties no longer have to take up the entire bar in my closet.
Do you know how many collared shirts I own?
Six.
I need some fucking shirts, man.

Stacey bought me tie organizers from Bed, Bath & Beyond (alliteration!) so my 58 neckties no longer have to take up the entire bar in my closet.

Do you know how many collared shirts I own?

Six.

I need some fucking shirts, man.