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26th April 2010

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For somewhere in the $7500 range, I could have these people help me make my own sweet, delicious whiskey, which, after a period of years, will sort of deliver a decent ROI in terms of me having a basement full of about 100 bottles of handcrafted, one-of-a-kind whiskey. Naturally I would call it Mistake Juice and charge two million dollars per bottle. So what I’m saying is, lend me $7500, please.  In seven or eight years I’ll give you two $2,000,000 bottles of hooch in repayment.  Promise.

For somewhere in the $7500 range, I could have these people help me make my own sweet, delicious whiskey, which, after a period of years, will sort of deliver a decent ROI in terms of me having a basement full of about 100 bottles of handcrafted, one-of-a-kind whiskey.

Naturally I would call it Mistake Juice and charge two million dollars per bottle.

So what I’m saying is, lend me $7500, please.  In seven or eight years I’ll give you two $2,000,000 bottles of hooch in repayment.  Promise.

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