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Formerly CAKEBEEF.
Then I was a caveman.
Then I built myself a metal bird.

I publish Rosario Dawson Loves Me and SMAYARTZAYALWTIGAIAIK, which you should read.

I write about music on the internet.

Currently located in Seattle, WA.

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22nd April 2010

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Hey Justin, what are you up to? Oh, hey, disembodied voice.  What’s up?  I was just going to eat this chicken and bulgur and watch one of the greatest films in American cinematic history, tragically and mysteriously absent from The Criterion Collection, Johnny Mnemonic. Daaaaaang.  Keanu Reeves, Dolph Lundgren, Henry Rollins and Ice-T in ONE FILM? That’s what I’m saying, DV.  It’s not just “a pulse pounding cyber slam,” it’s a goshdamned A-list fundango. Can I join you? I would be delighted.

Hey Justin, what are you up to?

Oh, hey, disembodied voice.  What’s up?  I was just going to eat this chicken and bulgur and watch one of the greatest films in American cinematic history, tragically and mysteriously absent from The Criterion Collection, Johnny Mnemonic.

Daaaaaang.  Keanu Reeves, Dolph Lundgren, Henry Rollins and Ice-T in ONE FILM?

That’s what I’m saying, DV.  It’s not just “a pulse pounding cyber slam,” it’s a goshdamned A-list fundango.

Can I join you?

I would be delighted.