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Formerly CAKEBEEF.
Then I was a caveman.
Then I built myself a metal bird.

I publish Rosario Dawson Loves Me and SMAYARTZAYALWTIGAIAIK, which you should read.

I write about music on the internet.

Currently located in Seattle, WA.

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22nd April 2010

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I want Rosie O’Donnell, looking just like this, to follow me around silently.   I’ll say something like, “Hey, Todd, I’m going to fuck your wife real quick,” (for example) and if Todd (for example) has a problem with that … I will cock my thumb at Rosie and slowly shake my head. While fucking Todd’s wife (for example) I will have Ms. O’Donnell guard the door.   None shall pass.

I want Rosie O’Donnell, looking just like this, to follow me around silently.  

I’ll say something like, “Hey, Todd, I’m going to fuck your wife real quick,” (for example) and if Todd (for example) has a problem with that … I will cock my thumb at Rosie and slowly shake my head.

While fucking Todd’s wife (for example) I will have Ms. O’Donnell guard the door.  

None shall pass.